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After months of planning and hours of fittings, and hair, and make-up, the first Monday in May is finally upon us, and it’s time to dissect the 2022 Met Gala red carpet. The theme was “gilded glamour,” tied to the opening of the second half of a two-part exhibit at the Costume Institute focusing on American fashion, and the dress code called for white-tie.

What does “gilded glamour” mean? Well, there’s lots of room for interpretation, but the Gilded Age was a moment of excess for those who could afford to be excessive — of rich people being shameless and over-the-top in every aspect of their lives, especially with what they wore. It was a time of “new money” and “old money” brushing shoulders, and of excitement around technology and the future. So, basically the Met Gala 150-something years ago, only trade railroad tycoons for Elon Musk.

Some attendees on Monday night made historical references with bustle-like bumps and corsets. Others were fittingly over-the-top with their embellishments. It was tough without the usual heavy-hitters: Rihanna, Beyoncé, Zendaya, and Lady Gaga were all missing. But some people stepped it up. Below, a look at who filled their shoes, and who maybe didn’t.

When Blake Lively first arrived, I was like, sure. It was fine. The giant bow reminded me of something Carrie Coon’s character would wear on The Gilded Age, which is to say it’s something Mrs. Vanderbilt herself might have worn, and the nod to Lady Liberty was nice. But Lively was a co-chair this year, so she had a responsibility to step it up, and she did. Her unexpected wardrobe transformation brought some much-needed drama to the red carpet, and I’ve watched videos of it happening many, many times.

Billie has the perfect look for this theme; her pale skin and delicate features make her a dead ringer for a John Singer Sargent subject. In fact, I saw someone compare her to this portrait of singer Mabel Batten in particular, which has hung at the Met before.

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The Gilded Age was a time of immense prosperity for some, but also intense poverty, inequality, and hardship for others, particularly immigrants. As Ahmed explained to Vogue, his outfit was mean to be reminiscent of the laborers of the era. “This is an homage to the immigrant workers who kept the Gilded Age going,” he said on the red carpet.

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There were so many corsets on the red carpet tonight, but this one stands out for its styling and elegance.

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A key component of making a grand entrance — a must for this theme, especially since back in the day people were announced upon arrival — is a big coat. Both of these would have made outdoor dining much more glamorous this winter. Lizzo wore Thom Browne and Gigi Hadid wore Versace.

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Frankly, there should have been more zizmorcore on the red carpet. But there is only one person who can really say, “In New YooOoOooOrk,” and it’s Alicia Keys. She and Swizz Beatz did New York “old money” proud.

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If you’re just going to wear gold, you better really wear gold, and these two gave us silhouettes and embellishments, as the theme called for. We’ll give it a pass. Cardi B wore Versace and Megan Thee Stallion wore Moschino.

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If this were Bridgerton, she would be the season’s “diamond,” for sure.

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They came, they nailed the theme, and they looked super cool while doing it. The Mrs. Astors of the world may not “get” it, but they will soon. Evan Mock wore Head of State and Janicza Bravo wore Schiaparelli.

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Most people went all the way back to the 1800s, but Kim doesn’t need a bustle or a corset. Instead, she wore the very same dress that Marilyn Monroe wore she sang “Happy Birthday” to President John F. Kennedy. I guess this is technically “gilded glamour,” and it is a piece that should be in a museum, but I don’t know, maybe not worth losing 16 pounds for. But hey, I respect the commitment, and it does qualify as a “moment,” as we say in fashion.

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People were hating on this outfit for being too casual and seemingly off-theme, but if the leather skirt from this recent Bottega Veneta collection cost $29,000, I’d imagine this is up there too, given that it’s also made entirely out of leather. (Yes, it’s all leather!) So not only is it extremely expensive, it’s also innovative, and in that way, actually very on-theme! I see it as the 2022 version of “gilded glamour.” Sue me.

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The Native American model and land protector looked great, and I especially love the way she matched her eyeshadow with her dress.

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I’d agree to an arranged marriage for this.

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If I were invited to the Met Gala, the first thing I would have done was rush over to Dover Street Market and buy this exact look.

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There should have been more hats on the red carpet — big ones with feathers and bows. A few women wore them, like Sarah Jessica Parker, but Emma Corrin represented the dandies of the world with this look inspired by New York socialite Evander Berry Wall, who was apparently called “King of the Dudes.”

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It’s not the most show-stopping look of the night, but it’s got drama, elegance, and being the supermodel that she is, Harlow wears it perfectly. It just makes me smile, and go: Ugh, yes!

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Silhouette is a huge part of the theme, and Bad Bunny nailed it with these pouffy shoulders. The simplicity of the look allows you to see their shape, and it actually seems comfortable, which is unusual.

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Although he is on theme, what I love most about this look is that it’s also something he would probably wear to like, get coffee. I like to imagine that Lenny just rolled out of bed and onto the Met Gala steps. Amen.

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